i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /
My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject
Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this
"According to the FBI, there have been 129 confirmed white Christian terrorists in the last 20 years. That includes Timothy McVae, the uni-bomber, the Atlanta Olympics bomber and dozens of family planning centers and abortion clinics. Muslims? 19. Which would make white people the most likely demographic to commit a terrorist attack. So watch your mouth before you call me a terrorist or I’ll knock your fucking teeth out.”
I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.
wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??
a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa
Everyone who reblogs this by November 1 will have their URLs scattered around Disney World in Orlando, FL.
WHAT?! YES. YES.
IT’S LIKE THIS POST WAS MEANT FOR ME!!!
I’m going to disney on november 1-3 and if I don’t see at least one url I’m going to be pretty mad at you :///
if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around
my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry
I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay.