- Parents: Dear lord he left his room
- Parents: ITS A FUCKING MIRACLE
- Parents: Alert the media
- Parents: Call the pope
- Parents: THIS WON'T HAPPEN FOR ANOTHER 18 YEARS!
- Me: I came out to have a good time, honestly I'm feeling attack right now.
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me
Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you.
do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second